Goodbye to the Euro

Goodbye Euro
(Sung to the tune of Candle in the Wind)

Goodbye to the Euro
Though I never loved you at all, you had the Central banks hold you up, until your final fall, those in Brussels who supported you, but it was just politics and now the financial markets are in for the kill.

And it seems to me you lived a lie floating up towards the sky
Never knowing when the rain would come and you would surely die
But I could have loved you more if you were just the German Mark
The Deutchmark lives inside the German soul this candle never dies

The Euro was invented to keep the Germans in their cage. And now because the PIIGS have all failed we are in danger of feeling German rage. As history looks to repeat itself and we all know the final score. Young men sent to battle hard & then to lose their war. As we cannot allow a strong Germany to threaten our British shore the EU project looks to be the danger the Nazi’s were before.

And it seems to me you lived a lie, floating onwards to the sky
Never knowing when the rain would come and you would surely die
But I could have loved you more if you were just the German Mark
The Deutchmark lives inside the German soul this candle never dies

The British must now defend our state & leave the EU with some grace
The Germans have lost their German Mark & Europe has lost it’s place
And it could have been so much better if the British had got free trade
now we are left with huge debt & anti EU rage

And it seems to me you lived a lie, floating onwards to the sky
Never knowing when the rain would come and you would surely die
But I could have loved you more if you were just the German Mark
The Deutchmark lives inside the German soul the candle will never die